mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
long-live-the-evil-queen: keeping a straight face while reading Adventures With Cora Mills in public is the hardest thing you will ever do in your entire life. I wouldn’t recommend it. you should wait until you’re in the privacy of your own home to read a new chapter. don’t make the same mistake I did kids. don’t make the mistake of saying “aw her magics all fucked up” out loud in public around...
margaeryswolf: so i’m calm because margaery gave sansa a rose and not just any rose but a yellow rose with red tips which means ‘friendship turning into love’ so bye
synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
cheesecurl: wonder what orange juice is made out of. it could be anything
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave...– Anatole France (via inmoonlitwaters)
watsonnnnnnnnnnn: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius DON’T
onceuponatimetherewasanangel: I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house yoooooooooooooo
tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband. JK...
ohshititsgreg: If your name is Frank an you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
pau1y: Instead of doing that, we could: not do that
porrim-mama: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
netlfix: hash browns will be served at my wedding
But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds